Topory

Banan i młody sąsiad RuLeS
Sorki zapomniałem Starym Sąsiedzie

Myślę że mimo wszystko gratulacje należą sie wszystkim odgrywającym.

Wielkie brawa za pomysłowość.

Stuknęło 600 obejrzeń na YouTubie.

Zastanawiam się czy może wspólnymi siłami (Ślimak) moglibyśmy zrobić do tego angielskie napisy, w końcu JuTub ogólnoświatowy, a inne nacje też w RPGi grają. Co wy na to?

Kurde Wojtas a kto mi zapłaci za straty moralne wynikające z tłumaczenia epizodu z Sąsiadem?

Ślimak, ty nie masz moralności, więc nie będzie żadnych strat
To dobry pomysł, róbcie towarzyszu przekład i nie marudźcie, naród będzie z was dumny.

Zatem poproszę o listę dialogową w formie pisemnej

Z kilkoma dialogami problem: sprawdźcie i skonsultujcie i nie wiem czy nie ma błędów:

Watson, Have You ever try to look further? Enter into great, gloomy galaxy.
Have You ever wanted to be remembered as an important human(TENT)?
Someone, Who'll be for You, and for all that You know a model.
But remember one thing: so they can remember You, we must work.
You should know, that we're just a little poo, made by a giant, who eats a soup, which is in the same time, whole galaxy. In fact: that little poo will someday stink...and we gonna make it, You'll see!
Our story begins just here, when astronomer-amateur does he's routinne acts of a common day: he just starring in the sky.
He dreams about great fire burning gassy balls, constellations and other shits, indefatigable penetrate immeasurability of the space. Poor astronomer doesn't know, that shortly he'll find himself in the epicentre of scary events.
But let's not prejudice the facts. Day was passing like others and sudenly astronomer behold a great comet in the shape of warthog on a duck legs
-It's impossible!
Meanwhile the real danger was approaching...LOB?...from behind! Luk!
-Remeber Jarosław, we must be careful. Our former emisarry - Tinky Winy - has been exposed.
- Lech, will You go tomorrow on making marks on the grain
- Of couse, that'll be a graet fun!
- May I go with You?
- And did You feed the cat?
- Yeah
- So You can
- That's great! That's great!
- Suddenly the astronomer heard a rustle. Sudenly the astronomer had a dazzle!
- Fuck off! I won't buy any urinals! Oh NO!
- I'm switch on permanent! Look it's a governer!
- So that's the place, where Toporiada is about to be?
- Yes, yes, it's here!
- Let's call the emperor to ask what to do with this place
- No, no, I'll call! There's no signal, it has to be some sord of settlement!
- Only Lech can talk to Empreror!I'm 1 centimere higher and I was hitched off 3 seconds earlier...There is a signal
- Hallo, hallo, I'm Kamil and I live in home at <?!?!?>
- Yres, yes, emperor, but we have here a serious problem./ We're in the place, where the next edition of Toporiada is about to take place.
- I don't know what it is, but they told me...some sort of pink something
- Shall we let Toporiada to take place?
- AIAA!!HURRA!
- Wait beacuse I didn't hear You
- Karolek got nervous...I hate her! Get her to fuck out of here...<?!?!>
- OK, emperor, we'll try to anihilate it. And as we are here, on Earth, shall I bring You something?
- I want a lollipop...I want a lollipop...ugly this brown thing...let's say looks like a mushroom.
- Ok, so we''l make an anihilation of this place, emperor. Please, start counting
- One, eight, eleven, three, five, ninety nine and five
- Something ripped of the transmittion with the emperor...It has to be some sort of settlement
- So what shall we do?
- Let's get rid of this place!
- The shadow came at everybody. It looked like there is no hope for Toporiada. And then, at the dessert of the deadland, the last warrior has wake up!
- AAARGH!
- No, no, don't kill! I represent poverty and a cheap state <?!?!>
- Get pardon and go to hell!
- TOPORIADA IS OPENED!

"Get pardon and go to hell! "
Ja bym zaproponował : "Say sorry and get the fuck out off here"

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